I realised my house number is the target of many crime instigators (prank-callers).
I suggest police to come tap my house phone, and go catch all these stupid eat-full-no-shit-put humans.

I was having a nice sleeping session when my mum has to raise her voice in the phone and frantically wake me up.
Apparently some asshole called imitating my brother crying (more like moaning cuz it sounds damn fake) and asking my mum to go and "save" him cuz he's being beaten up by loansharks.
1. Like hello, I know my bro's not at home... but he's freaking bound to a law-governed area.
2. Even loansharks can't go in to that thou-shalt-not-trespass area lah.
3. And omg, like my bro can't tell the voice difference between his sister and his mum? He called me MUMMY leh. LOL.
4. The pranker doesn't even sound like my bro.

So after he puts dwn the phone at my mum's several loud "HELLO?"s, he called back again...
This time I answered.
Me: "Hello." (calm & composed)
Pranker: "mummy come save me I kena beaten by loansharks"
Me: "Who are you?"
Pranker: "I am oi-oi"
Me (seriously, u can't pronounce ur own name? my bro doesn't even use that pet name anymore, my mum doesn't even use it. only ME. the bitchy sis does, and it's not OI-OI)
Me: ok, what's your IC no.?
Pranker (kap the phone)
Lousy shits. I can even hear the background noise and switching of humans voice.

I'm in a bad mood cuz these dickheads made me wake up so early.
Kns.

And this isn't even the first time we have this sorta shits.
I remembered there's a call saying we are charged to court cuz we forgot to pay dunno what phone bills. Yea Right, then why can you still call through? Dumb.

So all you stupid humans, maybe you read my blog too.
Stop calling my house assholes.
I'll really tap my damn phone and let you guys eat-full-shit-in-jail.
Dumboes.


P.S. Now that my mum has called my bro and confirmed his apparent safety, she kept saying being the good actress as I am, I should have played along and tell him to wait for me while I get ready the $ (-_-)