Haha... wanted to write something about Johnson the MAN. But you know writing in Chinese is TIRING. And you only want me to write good stuff which means I have to LIE. LOL. I am LAZY. Plus you are hao-lianing to me that you are going to Taiwan in 12 hours' time while I have to mug in agony here. Plus you only read my bloggie once in a gazillion time. So forget it. HAha. I'll give you credit for saying my zebra crossing dress is nice though =D

Anyway I don't have much updates... my pictures are also quite outdated one haha...

Alex Birthday (??/??/08)
Sorry I forgot when I went to his Birthday celebration but I know it's recent.
And the only few pictures I took with my lousy phone are those that consist of the gigantic prawns. Not the Birthday boy. Not even cute lil marshall.
























Ok. I know my pictures are not doing the prawns ANY justice but LOOK!
The prawn is bigger than the thing beside it! The thing u call Chicken wing. Wahaha.


Tuition
Ok my tuition kids are so adorable. They do lots of crazy stuff. Like their teacher.
My P6 girl likes to do the following things:

1) Makes bird's beak bleed. (sometimes eyes included)
















2) Makes Beetles Do Yoga.
















Totally 无语。

The sec 2 boy:
















Sushi Tei Escapade
Sushi Tei with Manda and Lide~!
Nice. Eat Jap food is Nice.
It's a rather eventful day because never in my life have I met so many schizos consecutively in one day.
One on the train to Raffles City. I named him S1.
He displayed positive symptoms such as hallucinations - talking to imaginary people, persecutory delusions - "Handcuff!", "DIE!".
Negative symptoms such as Alogia - speech poverty of content, and flat affect in face. Disorganized symptoms in speech - incoherence like difficulty in sticking to one topic and constant rambling, and behavior - agitation.
Motor symptoms: Catatonia

One on the way back. I named him S2.
He was walking around and sending flying kisses to whoever he maintained eye contact with. Sometimes he even went straight to a person and attempted kissing. Scary dude. Manda and I had to "observe" at a distance. Lazy to do symptoms break-down liao.

Then there is another one which I dismissed as normal after he took out his earphones. Haha.

Manda was the suey one. On her way back home she met a flasher! Some sicko flashed his dick at her and started masturbating. And went to hide after manda took out her phone/camera to attempt taking his pictures.

Verdict: Manda attracts them.

Manda getting all excited at touching Big Bras.
















And she goes, "I want DRINK MILK!!!". ok wrong mouth expression.
















Yeaaa eat more. eat more.